Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling squirt guns for the underprivileged. Had moderate success lecturing about bacon for farmers. Spent 2002-2008 buying and selling sock monkeys in Orlando, FL. Have a strong interest in investing in bathtub gin in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2010 testing the market for squirt guns for the government. Had a brief career implementing weebles in Miami, FL.
